We've built a facility stack that removes every excuse not to perform at your best. Hot tub. Masseuses. A chef who understands macros. A Tesla Supercharger. A co-working space that would embarrass most offices.
A 6-person hot tub, exclusively for Camp Apex members. Book through the Camp Apex app in 2-hour slots. Radical inclusion does not apply here. The combination of reduced cortisol, ambient lighting, and proximity to other high-performing founders has, anecdotally, generated more meaningful conversations than any formal session we've run.
One deal closed here in 2024. We're not saying the hot tub did it. But we're not saying it didn't.
Our resident masseuse is on-site for the full week. After a hard day roaming the Glade, negotiating term sheets by firelight, and disrupting your own consciousness, you deserve to feel looked after. You're an Apex Burner. You've earned this.
Sessions are 45 or 90 minutes. Deep tissue, sports recovery, and full relaxation. You will not be disappointed by this experience. We promise.
Our resident chef has worked in Michelin-starred kitchens and — critically — understands what sustained cognitive performance actually requires from a dietary standpoint. Meals are locally sourced, seasonally appropriate, and macro-considered. Not macro-obsessed. There's a difference.
Calorie and macro breakdown available on request for every meal. All dietary requirements accommodated with advance notice. Snack station stocked throughout the day.
We've arranged a mobile Tesla V3 Supercharger unit for Camp Apex. This is the first time a Supercharger has been deployed at a UK festival. We know. We checked.
If you're arriving in a Tesla — or frankly if you think you might need to leave urgently for a board meeting — you will not be doing so at 4%. Four percent is not an aesthetic. Four percent is not a vibe.
Reserved charging bays are included for Elite Premium members. All other Apex members have access on a first-come, first-served basis.
A fully-equipped co-working space in a dedicated canvas structure. Eight standing desks with monitor arms, Herman Miller Aeron chairs, and a dedicated Starlink terminal delivering 120Mbps+ to the co-working area alone. Your deal flow doesn't care that you're camping.
Phone booth pods available for calls you'd rather not have in public. Whiteboards for the frameworks. A printer, because sometimes you need a printer. Secondary monitor available on request.
Camp Apex operates a chauffeured Kubota 4x4 shuttle service to transport you between camp and the various festival locations. Runs on a 15-minute schedule, or you can order a pickup through the Camp Apex app at any time. Happy to collect you whenever you'd like to return to your yurt.
A dedicated cold brew station, staffed and stocked from first light to last call. Nitrogen-infused cold brew on tap, single-origin pour-over, and a rotating selection of specialty espresso drinks. Because instant coffee is not a personality trait, and neither is being under-caffeinated at a festival.
The bar also stocks adaptogenic blends, matcha, and a curated selection of nootropic supplements for those who take their cognitive stack as seriously as their cap table.
All facilities included in every Camp Apex package. Some require booking via concierge.